Sunday, July 22, 2007

Architecturally Speaking...


This week, our industrious Quiminologists walked on the technical side of research. Yep, there's a host of words out there describing our precious parts that relate to the wonders of the world. Quite appropriately, too, since we are indeed possessed of the first and totally best wonder beneath our thongs! Okay, it's not the great Pyramid, but then again it isn't being excavated by the Colossus of Rhodes. (See the previous posts. Men, sadly, lie when it comes to accurate measurements.)

Temple... oh yes. Open for worship 24/7. Cockpit... er...fasten your seatbelts and return your seat to its upright position for takeoff. Grand Canyon - well, we've never heard an echo yet, but it is pretty awe-inspiring even without a sunset. Tool shed? Okay, provided you're putting a useful hammer in it, not a tiny lockpick. Gates of Heaven...this one we all liked. It's respectful, sensual, conveys the beauty and majesty we women possess in abundance and generally made us all feel good. Love canal...no. Too toxic in its connotation since that unpleasantness in New York State. Finger hut and crack are probably accurate but seem to lack a little something in the way of style. Ditto gash, slit, garage and hole.

So our Quiminologists conclude that comparing a woman to a natural wonder is okay. That we approve of anything worshipful, will accept practical as an alternative, but would prefer not to be likened to anything that could remind us of digging up the road with an excavator. A hint, gentlemen. Feel free to pay homage at the Gates of Heaven. We might even let you leave an offering...

7 comments:

Ciana Stone said...

Gates of Heaven Yeah, baby! I like my honey's label, too. The Sublime Altar of Ecstasy. I can dig that. Of course he also has made reference to "that which clouds a man's mind to all reason" -- which I can accept since it denotes such power :) Anything that doesn't make me envision a backhoe, shovel or other such implements.

Thanks for another exciting and entertaining lesson into the wonders of Quiminology!!

Toni Lea Andrews said...

Sounds like your honey's a keeper!

MARCIA said...

I LIKE GATES OF HEAVEN TOO. ITS MUCH BETTER THAN THE OTHERS.

aromagik said...

If my husband ever referred to "her" as the Grand Canyon, I'd deck him.

~Lindy, smiling sweetly

Jaid Black said...

You and me both, Lindy lol

Ciana Stone said...

Lindy - Grand Canyon would earn the man a nice little introduction to grannie's cast iron skillet :)

Jaid Black said...

I hear that one, Ciana. Grand Canyon sounds like some gaping, huge hole your voice can echo in.

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