Sunday, July 29, 2007

A Man & His Hand


10 comments:

Ciana Stone said...

ROFLMAO!!

Jaid Black said...

Sadly, I've encountered a lot of men who meet that criteria lol :-P

Susan Edwards said...

Me too, Jaid, but I encountered a man with an even worse match in a dog obedience school I took my doggie to once. He had a beautiful (and dumb) golden retriever. He actually told me in class one day that he wished he could find a woman like his dog. I guess that meant blonde, dumb and completely dependent on him. At least I hope that's all he meant.

Jaid Black said...

You have GOT to be kidding me?? You should have said you wanted to find a man like your dog... waits for you to come home, licks your feet and obeys your every command :-P

Susan Edwards said...

LMAO! Hey, now that you mention it, that sounds pretty good. I remember a greeting card once that said, "A good dog will never leave you. But a good man won't pee on the floor." No, but he will leave the toilet seat up. I'm not sure what's worse, cleaning up dog pee or dunking your butt in the toilet in the middle of the night.

Anonymous said...

hey I resemble that remark.

Dave

Jaid Black said...

lol Dave! :-P

The Empress said...

Hey Susan, maybe your Golden Retriever bloke just likes his women au naturel, as in REALLY hairy ...

This is why I prefer dogs and poodles in particular, to men. Let's face it, a poodle is incredibly gorgeous to look at (and I'm happy to spend hours filling your brains with exactly why they're clipped in certain styles), incredibly loyal, incredibly intelligent (most revolting, yappy, snotty dogs get it from their owners), they don't shed and they don't smell like wet dog when they're wet. No bloke can match that.

MARCIA said...

I AGREE WITH THE EMPRESS!

Jaid Black said...

Careful, Marcia... you'll get the empress' head impossibly bigger :-P