Friday, August 17, 2007

Empress on the Mount


Your Royal Highness:
I’m very modest but my new bf insists on coming into the bathroom when I’m on the potty. I’ve learned to tinkle in his presence but can’t bring myself to do a number two in front of him. I don’t much like it when he comes in and dumps a big one while I’m brushing my teeth either. It just seems to take all the romance out of the relationship. Am I a prude?
Closet Pooper

I’m stretching here but I think I have an answer. Lock the bloody door, you moron!

6 comments:

Jaid Black said...

*snort*

The Empress said...

Some things do not need to be shared, bowel movements included.

Susan Edwards said...

I would put b.m.'s at the top of the list of things not to be shared. Right before the number of lovers you had before he came along and ruined you for all others from that day forward. ;-)

MARCIA said...

YUCK! AFTER ALL THESE YEARS WITH MY HUSBAND POTTY TIME IS STILL A PRIVATE EVENT IN OUR HOUSE!

The Empress said...

I'm with you, ladies. There is definitely such a thing as too much togetherness. Every relationship needs a little mystery.

Dragongirl said...

Some things should always remain private.....this is one of them. Lock the blasted door and tell him no way, no how.