Thursday, August 2, 2007

Truck Nutz

Okay, ladies, here's your chance to weigh in on a burning social issue. Where do you stand on truck nutz? Though not by far the most attractive feature on the male body, manmade scrotal sacs in many hues are increasingly seen dangling from trucks, tractors, motorcycles, riding lawnmowers, even the family minivan.
What's up with that? Is it some form of display to attract females similar to a peacock spreading its tail? Does it make you want to stop the driver and do a roadside inspection to see if he is in fact packing 8-inch jewels? Or is it compensation for the ways he might not quite measure up? Maybe it's a warning to other males of the species, a way of marking territory that says, "you touch my truck and I will unleash the full power of my considerable testosterone bags on your puny ass." What do you think?

17 comments:

Trista Ann Michaels said...

<<"you touch my truck and I will unleash the full power of my considerable testosterone bags on your puny ass.">>

Personally, I think it's that...LOL.

Dani said...

I think it's a guys way of making up for what he lacks. LOL!

When I first saw these things I was kinda shocked, but I laughed at them too. Now that I've seen them on quite a few the cars lately they just look dumb.

MARCIA said...

I MUST BE SHELTERED BECAUSE I HAVE NEVER SEEN ONE. NOW I AM GLAD I HAVEN'T! THIS IS UGLY. IF MY HUSBAND OR ONE OF MY SONS CAME HOME WITH THIS ON THEIR VEHICLES IT WOULD GET SNIPPED.

Anonymous said...

I can't say I'd ever hang one of those from my car. Its the same as wearing a kick the dumb hillbilly sign on your head.

Dave

Anonymous said...

Can't say I've ever seen 'em up here in Canada. But then thinking of them covered in snow in the winter would probably make most men wince ...

Ciana Stone said...

LMAO!!!! ... the full poewr of my considerable testosterone bags? That is too funny.

I think these guys probably have LD Syndrome (little dick). Seems like guys with that syndrome spend a lot of energy displaying large phallic (or in this case testicle) symbols to try and convince the world that they are "quite a man".

Although that would not be my impression if I saw something like that hanging from a back of my truck.... "Honey hand me my 22, I think I can bag those balls from here."

Jaid Black said...

I'm with Marcia and Canadian anon... never seen those dumbass things before. Ciana's little dick theory seems appropriate here lol

The Empress said...

Truly, truly revolting. If I saw these, I'd want to grab the nearest tank, armoured vehicle or whatever was handy and ram the car until the nutz were vapour.

Astute Editor said...

LOL! Clearly none of you live in Georgia, where bumper nuts reign supreme. I feel bad for the trucks. I envision auto therapy in the near future.

KK

Cheryle said...

I think they're compensating for their shortcomings......

Susan Edwards said...

"Truly, truly revolting," sez the Empress. This from the woman who sent me a lovely leather pouch made from a kangaroo scrotum.
Ci, let's go out for a little target practice! Sounds like fun.
And Astute, I love the idea of all those poor humiliated trucks going for therapy.
I live in the South and see them all the time now. They come in every form from that icky pale flesh color to chrome and even red that lights up. I've started to think of them as a fertility display. Who knows, someday it might be important to be able to locate the nearest bag o' sperm!

Toni Lea Andrews said...

It's interesting you don't see women mounting fake boobs on our radiator grills. Oh, well, what do you expect from a gender that names penises.

Susan Edwards said...

LMAO, Toni! We might not mount fake boobs on our car grills, but we sure have been known to mount em on our bodies! Padded push-up bras were false advertising, pure and simple. Boob jobs are even worse as far as I'm concerned. At least men don't stuff their pants or have silicone implants surgically placed inside their scrotal sacs!

LA Day said...

I thought it was a sign that the driver was neutered. They should be!

Jaid Black said...

How do we know men don't stuff their pants? I'm betting there are some stuffers out there!!

Southern Girl said...

Being from the south, I've seen a few of these, I've even seen them on the back of a scooter. I get a little pitying chuckle everytime. Personally I think they scream "Oh please god, someone pay attention to me and validate my existance." Seriously, what kind of jobs do these people have where it's acceptable to park their bits and pieces in front of the office? Nothing says future VP like a set of blue plastic balls hanging from your trailer hitch.

Anonymous said...

Im going to go with because they think its funny. I do.