Plastic Passion

Our techs got distracted this week as they continued to research all things quim. We stumbled into the world of pretend pussies and found ourselves fascinated.

Yes, guys, if you can't find the real thing, you can enjoy a substitute!! How about the "Fleshlight"? A handy tube - with discreet screw-off cap (!) which contains your choice of vaginal lips, mouth, anus or none-of-the-above. We assume the latter is just in case Airport Security takes a closer look at it. This one is more of a coin slot than a penis slot. They're all made of "silky flesh-like material", we're reassured, and come in your choice of colors and styles. A completely customizable pussy for less than sixty bucks. Quite a bargain.

If you want more "personality" in your plastic pussy, then go for the PornStar models. Of course, your room's gonna look like a gruesome scene from an episode of CSI, since these resemble severed body parts more than anything else. But some are equipped with not only vaginal and anal openings for your masturbatory pleasure, but also a dappling of pussy hair. All are supposedly modeled from living porn stars. We're not sure exactly how they do that, and none of us at the Quiminology labs even wanted to think about it. Oh, some of them vibrate, some are internally ribbed, others are dimpled with tight entry sections to enhance penetration pleasure. Aren't we all.

Of course, we women have our own selection of mock-penii for personal stimulation, so this isn't a gender bash. Equality rules, even in the world of self-satisfaction. But it struck us all as kinda weird, seeing bits of anatomically correct female bodies offered for sale. Female vibrators seem to focus on the technology of the female orgasm and how best to achieve it. These toys for men...well, not to put too fine a point on it, they appear to be lying around waiting to get fucked.

Is there a difference? Yeah. We think so. It's subtle, but it's there. What do you think?