Zelophilia: Getting off on Jealousy
Here’s a paraphilia for the drama queens. Who else is turned on by jealousy? Oh yeah, we all want to think our own hairy ape man is the most desirable one in the jungle. Sure, we secretly dig it when some monkey girl eyes him and then slides an envious glance our way. But that’s envy. Someone else’s. When he looks back, that’s jealousy. Ours. And that’s not sexy, is it? Sometimes angry hate sex can be hot. Or if you thrive on drama, the ensuing fight, gifts and mad makeup sex can be pretty fun. Some swinging couples might get off on the twinge elicited by seeing a partner embracing someone else. And we know at least one insecure chick who likes to boost her ego by manipulating men into fighting over her. Come to think about it, zelophilia doesn’t seem so farfetched after all.