April Fools Swimsuit Edition

Why should armchair jocks get to have all the fun?

We all know what Sports Illustrated’s swimsuit edition is really about—and it ain’t fashion. But we aren’t knocking it. In fact, we share their affection for smooth flesh and well-toned bodies bound in eensy scraps of fabric.

That’s why the April Fool's issue of Lady Jaided is our Swimsuit Edition, containing totally fake interviews with fictional hunks. We promise to bring you real people someday—as soon as Daniel Craig and Vin Diesel return our phone calls.

In the meantime, say hello to Swimsuit Model #3: Lars

The one thing I’m absolutely obsessed with:
My hair. Do you know how long it takes me to do it like this? I need very special products and implements.

On a rainy day, I usually…
You see this body, what do you think I do, sit around and eat chocolates?

The sexiest thing a woman has ever done for me is
Pluck my eyebrows for me.

The sexiest thing I’ve ever done for a woman is
Take her shopping.

In a past life, I was
A kitty-cat. Meow!

My personal hero is
I love all the Bond bad guys. I couldn’t possible choose just one.

The biggest lie I ever told was
Why would you ask such a question? I have no reason to lie. It’s the eyes, isn’t it? People don’t think I’m trustworthy until they get to know me. I’m actually very honest.

Meet the other models in our first annual April Fools Lady Jaided Man Candy edition here.