Earthy yet cultivated, chia pets are cute, almost cuddly and quite loveable. This is the sort of term a young girl might use in her journal to refer to her most private place. However, a man who used this term would be an instant turn-off, causing the object of his affection to clamp her legs shut while her chia shrinks from him. He would probably talk baby talk in bed and bring you stuffed animals for your birthday. Is anything less sexy than that?
For more fun meditations on names for "down there," check out our Quiminology Squidoo lens.
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