Monday, September 24, 2007

Eau de Vulva


The randy entrepreneurs at Vulva have created a substance they describe as not a perfume, but a "beguiling vaginal scent ... for your own personal pleasure." The site instructs men to rub it on the back of their hand to intensify their pleasure while whacking off. Probably not a good idea to put it on your favorite dollie or prosthetic pudendum, though, since the site cautions against getting the substance on any mucous membranes. Sorta makes you wonder what's in it.
Jezebel videotaped a hysterical smell test asking gay men to sniff Vulva and Britney Spears' new cologne and compare and contrast. From the look on the mens' faces, Vulva smells as skanky as the model on the Vulva website looks. I guess they asked gay men instead of straight ones for the comedic value, but I've got to wonder if straight men would have found the scent more alluring. I'm guessing they would have been just as grossed out, though. Even if the stuff really does smell like a woman, personal intimate scents, like certain kinds of pain, are appealing only in certain contexts. I do like the logo, though.

5 comments:

Rena Marks said...

No way. This post absolutely astounded me. I can't even comment. I can't even imagine what it smells like! I can't even imagine someone would think to propose making it, much less figure out how to do so. And testers? No way.

Susan Edwards said...

Yeah, maybe we should have called this item eeeuw de cologne.

Rena Marks said...

Eeeuw. Worse than the testers. Who would volunteer their scent as the models? Go ahead, Susan. Admit to it. I dare ya.

Susan Edwards said...

Dahling Rena: I hate to brag, but if it were my scent they used, even gay men would be swooning from desire.;-)

Rena Marks said...

HA! You gotta love the Goddess who can convert a gay man.